The Hitwoman and the Sitting Duck
Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman Book 39
When Maggie Lee agrees to take her nieces to the traveling carnival, she anticipates cotton candy, rickety rides and games of chance. But when she’s recruited by Templeton to take on the owner of the carnival, she ends up scrambling through her most madcap adventure yet!
With the help of the menagerie and a couple of “semi-retired” criminals, Maggie heads up the team Templeton needs to exact his petty revenge.
This hilarious, low-stakes misadventure is just what our harried heroine needs!
Excerpt
Prologue
You just know it’s going to be a bad day when you lose your shirt in a public place.
And I’m not talking about losing money, I’m talking about losing the actual shirt that you’re wearing…or were wearing. My name is Maggie Lee, and while I’ve been slowly improving at this whole hitwoman thing, my life is always one step away from me ending up in the big house (prison, if you’re not up on the lingo my lizard, Godzilla, likes to use) or the nut house (mental health facility). I never realized that ending up topless in a Haunted House was even a possibility in my crazy life. Let me tell you how I ended up here.