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        • 1. Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman
        • 2. Further Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman
        • 3. The Hitwoman Gets Lucky
        • 4. The Hitwoman and the Family Jewels
        • 5. The Hitwoman and the Neurotic Witness
        • 6. The Hitwoman Hunts a Ghost
        • 7. The Hitwoman and the 7 Cops
        • 8. The Hitwoman and the Poisoned Apple
        • 9. The Hitwoman’s Downward Dog
        • 10. The Hitwoman’s Act of Contrition
        • 11. The Hitwoman Hires a Manny
        • 12. The Hitwoman and the Sacrificial Lamb
        • 13. The Hitwoman and the Chubby Cherub
        • 14. The Hitwoman and the Mother Load
        • 15. The Hitwoman Under Pressure
        • 16. The Hitwoman Plays Chaperone
        • 17. The Hitwoman Takes a Road Trip
        • 18. The Hitwoman in a Pickle
        • 19. The Hitwoman and the Gold Digger
        • 20. The Hitwoman's Juggling Act
        • 21. The Hitwoman and the Fallen Angel
        • 22. The Hitwoman Goes to Prison
        • 23. The Hitwoman and the Exorcism
        • 24. The Hitwoman Plays Games
        • 25. The Hitwoman Owes A Favor
        • 26. The Hitwoman and the Teddy Bear
        • 27. The Hitwoman and the Body
        • 28. The Hitwoman Pays A Debt
        • 29. The Hitwoman Plays Courier
        • 30. The Hitwoman’s Girls’ Night Out
        • 31. The Hitwoman’s Getaway
        • 32. The Hitwoman vs The Security Guard
        • 33. The Hitwoman Investigates
        • 34. The Hitwoman Gets Her Man
        • 35. The Hitwoman and the Ninjas
        • 36. The Hitwoman’s Charity Case
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Solo trips…Pros and Cons

May 24, 2019 By JB Lynn Leave a Comment

I’ve given up on having someone to travel with,  so this writing retreat was my second solo trip…though this one wasn’t technically solo, since I brought my dog.
A lot of women have told me they’d never be “brave enough” to travel alone. I tell them to connect with their inner badass and give it a try!
The big plus to traveling solo is that I get to do exactly what I want, when I want. My schedule, my interests, all the time.
So for example, I loved this view and spent a good ten minutes just standing and staring at it. It’s not exciting and isn’t on any “must see” list. I just liked it.
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The big minuses to traveling solo are safety concerns.
Taking a road trip alone with a dog provides some logistical hurdles…like I had to leave her alone in the car while I ran into places to use the restroom.
Then there are just the safety issues of being a woman traveling alone.
But by far, the most frustrating problem I faced was on the hiking trails.  I like to go off the beaten path, but that’s not the smartest idea for ANYONE hiking alone.
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If you sprain an ankle or take a tumble when you’re alone, it’s a lot easier to get back to your car if you have the help of a hiking partner.
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Plus, if something did happen, no one would miss me for days. (Especially when you consider a lot of the time I didn’t have a cell signal.)
I didn’t let this stop me, but I did move slower and more deliberately.  (And I’ll be honest, things were more complicated with the dog. More than once I ended up in a stream because I lost my balance as she tugged on the leash.)
I avoided some spots altogether if I determined the footing looked too unsafe.
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Obviously I survived, and you can too!!

Z is or ZANY — A-Z Challenge

April 29, 2019 By JB Lynn 1 Comment

I have so much fun making the  CONFESSIONS OF A SLIGHTLY NEUROTIC HITWOMAN books zany.
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I love it so much that it says right in my business plan that I want to “write more zany misadventures for Maggie and the gang”.
I hope you’ve enjoyed this kind of zany month on the blog. I think I’ll focus on a different kind of shenanigans in May.
For more zaniness be sure to follow me on Instagram and Facebook!

W is for Writing — A-Z Challenge

April 25, 2019 By JB Lynn 1 Comment

A reader recently asked how I became a writer so this is going to be my rambling attempt to answer that.
The short answer is: “I failed….a lot.”
And if anyone ever asked me advice on how to become a writer, that’s the advice I would give… “Fail….a lot.”
But that’s probably not the answer anyone wants to hear.
I wanted to be a writer from the time I was a young child. If the assignment in class was to draw a picture, I’d write a short story or poem instead. (Not surprisingly, this means I have no artistic talent. One of my goals for the year is to learn to draw. So far I’m failing. A lot.)
I kept on writing.
There were times when I thought my way “in” was through non-fiction, so I spent years writing magazine articles, essays and website content. Eventually I decided it was more fun to make things up. I tried my hand at short stories and flash fiction, but they weren’t the best fit for me.
(Do you see the line of failures I’d been racking up?)
I found a class at a local theater and tried my hand at screenwriting.  I really, really loved that because I could use my strengths of plotting and dialogue. I wrote a number of scripts.  I was part of a critique group. I placed well in some contests. I had an agent. I optioned a couple of screenplays. One of my works was workshopped.
But I wasn’t in the right place/situation in my life to break into Hollywood.
Another failure.
Eventually I turned to novel writing. While I was able to carry many lessons I’d learned forward, like everything else, it required learning a new skill set. I wrote books. I attended conferences. I had critique partners.
I sent more than one hundred queries before I landed my first agent.  Unfortunately she wasn’t able to sell that book.  (This failure REALLY hurt.)  So I pitched her, face-to-face, the idea for what would become CONFESSIONS OF A SLIGHTLY NEUROTIC HITWOMAN. To say that she looked appalled by my idea of a hitwoman with a heart of gold who can talk to animals, is an understatement.
Since I didn’t feel like she was invested in my vision, I left her. (And hey, because I’m stubborn and believed in myself, I eventually sold that first book on my own. So please know that failure isn’t fatal, sometimes it’s just a matter of timing and having the stars align. It also helps to have a flexible idea of what you consider “success” to be.)
It took another hundred queries or so to land my second agent, who sold both Confessions and Further Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman. (See the Q is for Query post.)
They basically failed too, in that they did not find an audience. (But see N is for Neurotic to see how THAT all panned out.)
So basically my advice for writers is to be willing to fail often. It’s painful, but it’s part of the process.
And don’t disregard the value of being stubborn and believing in your work. If I hadn’t been extremely passionate about Maggie and the gang, I wouldn’t have gone into self-publishing and I wouldn’t currently be working on the twentieth Confessions story.
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In Florida you can't have too many hats

February 6, 2019 By Leiha 1 Comment

These are two of my favorites.
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I added the badass pins, lol.
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Do you like hats? Do you have a favorite?

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