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C is for Coffee — A-Z Challenge

April 3, 2019 By JB Lynn 2 Comments

A long time ago I had business cards which said, “I don’t care if the cup is half full or half empty, I just want to know if it’s regular or decaf!”
That still pretty much sums up my life motto, lol.
Needless to say, I’m a coffee drinker.
If you FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM you’ll see it’s one of my recurring themes and you’ll be able to see what else I enjoy in my 100 Days of Happy challenge.
“C” also reminds me of  THE HITWOMAN AND THE CHUBBY CHERUB which opens with one of my favorite opening lines:
“You just know it’s going to be a bad day when you open an envelope filled with glitter. That shit gets everywhere.”
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Love and Murder are in the air.
In years past, Maggie Lee has not been a fan of Valentine’s Day, but this year, the holiday has warped into its own special hell.
She’s stuck working at her aunt’s lingerie shop during the busiest (and cheesiest) time of the year, someone volunteered her to help with the Valentine’s Day party at her niece’s school, and there’s a hitman in town, known as the Cupid Killer.
Maggie is up to her eyeballs in declarations of love, sex toys, and candy hearts, when all she really wants is to chase down leads pertaining to her missing sister.
Can Maggie survive a guy with a bow and arrow, the pain in the butt parents of school kids, and a romantic proposal?
Or will she succumb to her favorite fantasy?
The one where she runs away with her pets.
 

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  1. Donna B. McNicol says

    April 9, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    I remember that opening line…made me laugh!
    DB McNicol, author
    Microfiction: Chick

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    • processprogresspublication says

      April 9, 2019 at 10:17 pm

      🙂

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